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theplainswolf Profile Information

farmer/warrior/artisan
Age 58 From Bassano, Alberta - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am a farmer of the organik. Small-time, small-holding, food for me and my kin.
Most of western society sucks which is why I'm away from the crowds. Born and raised in Calgary, yet livin out in the country now.
I am known as The Plainswolf for my artistik kreations in the ceramik vein. Pipes, masks, tattoo-flash etc. Pretty scary shit, at times. Way too crunchy for the unwashed masses.
Thus, I have no dough to show for this--maybe one day I'll be famous Before I die, but I ain't counting on it. Living like a monk. as I do, as a farm-hand, with four cats and an assortment of other animals is cool enough. I need not the materialistik shite.
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Muscular
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Exotic Animal
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Work At Home
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
farm-hand serf butcher fake-Moche lord
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Fire Starter, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Dining, Cooking, Gardening
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Work-out at a gym, sauna/steam, conversation/comparison. Food and drink at a decent pub that has real beer and real food (Wild Rose Brewery in Calgary, for example). Then to a gig.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I've always wanted to participate in The Sun Dance.
I've always wanted to go to Peru to see the remains of the pre-columbian cutures such as the Moche and Inca.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Cool, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Green Party
My Goal In Life Is  
My goal in Life is To Be Famous and Make LOts of Money Creating Funky Crazy Weird and Scary Ceramik Art Sculptural Pieces That Mostly Can Be Used In Everyday Life. No guarantees that I'll make anymore money than I am Now ( 0$ ) yet I keep kreating, knowing that my Fight With The Clay will oulast and live beyond any physical remants of Me. Into the Future. Assuring me of Immortality, at least in a fired and glazed sort of way.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, I Wish I Had A Tv, Sports, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, Horror, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction, I'm An Author

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I look for a woman who is as much in charge of her physical as her mental. Someone who knows we are more than these bags of mostly water. A chick that celebrates here, now, knowing full well it's a privelege not to be trifled with.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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